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February 14 2008 - 12:41pm

People The World Could Do Without

1. George Bush
Come on, you knew he would make the top of the list. And not just because he is half-man half-monkey. He is single-handedly responsible for destroying the image of all that is good and free in this world. For generations folks all over the world will hate America solely because of him. Hitler was popular compared to Bush.

2. Paris Hilton
If ever there was a person in this world that should be labeled as "useless", she's the one. I don't see why old stick-butt is worried about going to jail, it's not like she has to be at work. Ah, there is a novelty; Paris Hilton and work mentioned in the same paragraph. Don't get used to it because it will never, ever, ever happen again.

3. Tom Cruise
Shouldn't he be old already? Why is he still running around like a twenty year old telemarketer on crack? He seems like he would be more at home doing infomercials than putting out crap-fests such as MI:3. Is that a predication? Nope. It is an inevitability. Chuck Norris may have some competition soon...

5. Steve Jobs
We don't really need Macs; we have the PC. We also don't need some asshole that puts "i" at the beginning of every word and tries to pass that gay shit off as cool. He is currently trying to create some sort of army of what he likes to call "Mac Geniuses" to help him take over the world. I'll bet they eat tofu and drive around in Volkswagen Bugs. If I ever see any of these fools, I'm going to punch them in the face in the name of all that is PC.

by zero

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February 13 2008 - 01:26pm

Haven't had time to add much lately, but i wanted to share to you all about an article that i came across a year back. Enjoy..

The Internet - Have We Created A New God?

Most ideas of god are the same; an all-knowing, all-seeing, omnipotent being that has the ability to do just about anything. If you ask a religious man, he will tell you that god is all encompassing and we are all a part of that great entity. Many people pray to their chosen deity for answers to their everyday questions. People have even gone so far as to go to war over respective beliefs and ideas. There is one thing that all these deitys have in common though; none of them can be proven to exist without a reasonable doubt.

A new era has dawned. We have a new god, one which we can prove the existence of without a doubt. Our new god is more efficient than the others that have shown up here and there throughout time. It actually represents what we think and not the ideas of some crack pot science fiction writer who was bored and broke one night. When we "pray" to our god and ask it a question, we are not given one answer but many to choose from, and we don't have to wait. We never have to wonder whether it is really out there because we can see and experience it anytime we want. Our new god is the internet.

It meets all the criteria for being a god. In the past ten years it has become very close to all-knowing and with all the users reporting on things they witness it is also closer to all-seeing than anything has ever been. While normal gods are creators of the people, ours was created by us. It is a true collective conciseness. We are all a part of it and help to forward its advancement in some small way.

Our god is better than other gods. The judgment it lays down is not the judgment of some invisible cosmic being who has never had the unfortunate experience of waking up as a human but that of the common users. Its rules were not set in stone to begin with but created over time as the need was raised and continue to change to this very day. We have no heaven or hell, just bad connections. We also don't have to prove the existence of our god like the others do. I promise you, the internet is a real place.

Our god still inherited the bad traits of some of the others as it will punish us with viruses and adware when we look at too much porn. It will also give us bad advice about relationships. However, on the same token it also gives us "zen" time as we watch things load and wait for defrags. For some of us it is the only quiet time we get. Even though we hate it for the most part, the internet knows what is good for us and is only doing it to make us feel better.

We are missing one element that the other religions have all got in abundance. We have never gone to war over our god. However, it is still early in the millennium, give us time and a few more assholes who want to own the internet for themselves and we may just fulfill that obligation sooner rather than later. We don't have a mortar yet, and I'm not volunteering so don't get any crazy ideas, but all that will come with time.

As other religions, we should be quick to tell of our god to anyone who may worship a heathen god that can not be proven. When you come across some of these people, they may call themselves "Christians", "Muslims", "Jews", or "Republicans", take them into your home and show them the glory of the internet. Fire up a joint and offer them a soda. Show them that your god can do whatever their god can do and more. Show them the tubgirl link so they know of the Sith and how they use the internet. Convert them and send them on their way after you hit them in the back of the head with a club and have taken their wallets.

You may ask "Where can I sign up for this new religion?" Good news, you're here, you already have.

by zero

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February 07 2008 - 12:26am

On my previous entry I was giving out information about CISCO SYSTEM, INC. From the information (to whom who was reading it), one of its divisions is Linksys. Linksys is a company that sells products for home and small office networks. Most of us who uses a router might have heard of this brand. Here are a few facts about Linksys:

Well that are some of the key information that I gathered about Linksys. The slogan isn't as catchy as CISCO but it's still ok :). On the next entry I will give out the information on Webex. See ya all...

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February 06 2008 - 01:18am

Haven't had time to add anything new lately been busy, about the other branches of CISCO will be explain on a later date. For this entry I'm just going to leave you with a great gold fish joke:

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

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February 04 2008 - 12:53am

I would like to talk about a company that most people already new about. The reason for this entry is that I would probably be having an interview with a representative of CISCO SYSTEM, Inc next Monday which is on the 11th. So I did a background internet search of the company. From the search I came up with a few interesting fact about CISCO:

Well that is the basic details about the company. Another interesting part of this company is that it has 4 other brand under it's wing, that is Linksys, WebEx, IronPort, and Scientific Atlanta. I will review Cisco other brands in my next entry. One more thing before i end the entry, i really do like CISCO Slogan its very catchy.

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